JOKE OF THE DAY: An 85-year-old woman named Doris went to the DMV to renew her driver's license. The clerk looked at her paperwork and said, “Ma’am, I see here that you haven’t had a single traffic violation in 65 years! That’s incredible!” Doris beamed. “That’s right, young man! I’ve been driving since I was 20, and not once have I been pulled over, had an accident, or even gotten a parking ticket.” The clerk was impressed. “Well, that’s quite an achievement. But given your age, I have to ask—a