Anker Solix showed off its wearable charging prototype at Mobile World Congress 2025, and I just had to try it on.

I WOULDN’T EVEN IF I HAD MY EMERGENCY RAIN PONCHO. I DON’T THINK I’D BE HAPPY. WELL, BECAUSE THEN ALL THE THROWS GET WET AND YOU JUST CAN’T HAVE A GOOD TIME, AND THEN YOU’RE COLD AND WET.