If the The Emoji Movie sounds like a cynical Hollwood -grab dumpster seepage of an idea that deserves your ridicule sight-unseen, then congratulations. You're thinking exactly like my 12-year ...

and a hacker emoji called Jailbreak (Anna Faris) and journeys towards the Dropbox app. Also in this movie: Sir Patrick Stewart as The Poop Emoji. This film is aimed squarely at six-year-olds ...