The Simpsons villain Mr. Burns is a renowned billionaire who is vile, conceited, and uses darkly humorous language.

What are friends for? Laughing at your jokes, of course. Get your pals giggling with these funny friendship quotes.

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The quotes for this list have been chosen because they're either funny, powerful, or memorable. Potential spoilers for the ...

Funny marriage quotes. 1. “Getting married is like trading the adoration of many for the sarcasm of one.” —Mae West 2. “To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup ...

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