The Simpsons villain Mr. Burns is a renowned billionaire who is vile, conceited, and uses darkly humorous language.

What are friends for? Laughing at your jokes, of course. Get your pals giggling with these funny friendship quotes.

Eric Cartman has plenty of weird and funny quotable lines in South Park, which is why he became an immediate fan favorite.

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So here are 50 quotes from Winnie, Piglet, Tigger, Eeyore, Rabbit, and all of their other pals from the Hundred Acre Woods. 1.“If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day ...

Funny Cockatoo Runs to 'Complain to Dad' After Getting Into It with Mom. Gabrielle LaFrank. May 19, 2025 at 6:45 PM. Copied; Image via Shutterstock/lovelypeace.

Instead, he'll run complaining to Dad, hoping that telling on Mom solves his problem! "I don't know what Preston is saying, but he's mad," a viewer named Kristy commented. No kidding!

Of course, complaining is not without its benefits. It can serve as a way to vent and help identify those who may face similar challenges, provide different perspectives, or offer potential solutions.

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These funny quotes about aging will remind you that the key to getting older is a sense of humor. The Good Brigade / Getty Images. March 5, 2025, 4:24 PM EST. By Sarah Lemire.

Floridians Are Complaining About Dense Fog That Smells Funny Too bad President Trump is taking a wrecking ball to the federal agencies that could investigate the strange phenomenon.

Let’s take a look at 32 of Amy Poehler’s funniest and most inspiring quotes from her movie and TV career. (Image credit: Paramount Pictures) “I’m not like a regular mom, I’m a *cool* mom.” ...