Now, I know all the lib cucks are going to point out all the glaringly obvious problems with the "good-Barney-Fife-with-a-gun" theory of school safety, but the Texas Lege is going first class all ...

(Of course, before that came the undisputed Barney champion of all time, Barney Fife.) Being the second or third best of anything is not too bad, but the case can be made that ““Barney Miller ...

Ron Ramsey's mind may have been in Mayberry. Campaign records show the outspoken auctioneer paid $1,000 for a man who impersonates Barney Fife, the lovable deputy from "The Andy Griffith Show." ...

If this is what the Secret Service has become, it’s a wonder that something worse than Butler, Pa., hasn’t already happened. That event was terrible enough, with one rally-goer killed and ...

For first-generation North Carolinians of a certain age, our impressions of the state were shaped by basketball coaches Dean Smith and Mike Krzyzewski … and Deputy Barney Fife. Three iconic men ...

And that's how we got Attorney General Barney Fife," Maher quipped, referring to the iconic Don Knotts character from "The Andy Griffith Show." The HBO host railed against Democrats, who he said ...

In August 1995, Cable spent the day with David Browning, Bluff City’s own Barney Fife impersonator. An avid fan of the character from “The Andy Griffith Show,” Browning appeared as the ...

I plan to petition the federal government to implement the Barney Fife Gun Law. This law would allow each citizen to have one bullet, secured in a safe place to be used in an emergency only.

long after completing its intelligence surveillance mission. Then, in true Barney Fife manner, we just started shooting at every doggone thing in the sky. I can almost hear ol' Deputy Fife say to ...