Where Are You Going, Poland? All columnists read the online comments after their texts. Apart from me. I have them translated and the reaction to last week's text has led me to an opinion; the Poles ...

You want to know what I think? Poland's national soccer team will bring disgrace and ruin down on the heads of everyone in the country after their pathetic performance in Euro 2012 and Ireland...?

One fifth of the people in Silesia are obese. Shocked? So was I when I found out. Where are these slobs? I rarely see fatties when I'm out and about. The mothers in the park are toned and taut, their ...

Add Thousands To Your House Price By Listening To Me! The Polish National Obsession is... Slippers. Slippers... Jesus Christ, the biggest insult you can give a Polish person is to walk into their ...

I go to the park almost everyday with my daughter. We have great fun. She's a local celebrity, for some reason she's very popular, men and women of all ages come and shake her hand and talk to her.

Last week I said it was more likely for a Polish woman in her forties to be attacked by a bear than find a husband. Well, I've tried online dating and I was wrong. It is more likely that a single ...

One of the biggest things I miss from Ireland is the Pop-In. I miss doing it and I miss it being done to me. So this column is a desperate plea - Pop-In to me! Do the Pop-In! And don't be angry when I ...

I've just come back from a wedding and it was a blast! Full of day-glo, technicolour, Polish people, living it up, shaking it loose and burning the midnight oil - wow! The church bit was fine; the ...

Now that I’m an Irishman living in Gliwice, I really should make an attempt to learn Polish. Thing is, the Polish language is damn difficult. It makes Chinese Mandarin seem almost ridiculously easy. I ...

No doubt you are all making your way through the books you got as Christmas presents. But did you ever stop to think why a certain book has been chosen for you? Out of the thousands of books on offer ...