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Alphonse Pierre’s Off the Dome column covers songs, mixtapes, albums, scenes, snippets, movies, Meek Mill tweets, fashion ...

Launceston is the right size and pace for someone my age who no longer needs the small hours and big games and names. Any ...

The ’60s is the bubble that refuses to burst. More than half a century later, that decade of hazy hippy dreams continues to ...

I n the vast and tumultuous world of ‘One Piece,’ power and ambition collide as pirates, warriors, and revolutionary leaders ...

19.Jennifer Lopez had an infinity symbol with "Jennifer" and "Ben" inked on her ribcage for Ben Affleck. Following their ...

13.Though Amber Rose and Wiz Khalifa have remained cordial after their divorce, the model still went through with covering up the portrait of the "Black and Yellow" rapper she once had on her arm.

The Crimson King is the mastermind orchestrating events in The Dark Tower series, challenging Roland in a twisted yet plot-forward way. The Crimson King's origins as a shape-shifting giant spider ...

Ione Skye didn’t view Ben Lee as a potential lover when she bumped into him at a Hollywood party.