Toys need to be durable enough for kids to bang, throw, chew on, pull, and get to the point. Sadly, the toys sold at dollar stores are always of questionable quality. It may, therefore, be much better ...
Alexa, play "Too Cool" by Tess from Camp Rock. These birria bombs and other products give ~I'm too cool to know you~ vibes.
Everyone is going to be stunned and bedazzled when you make them an espresso martini by putting this nifty tea bag in vodka.