Like, the fact that my headline contains the words “Slipknot” and “mask” almost guarantees this ... Craig Jones is always Man in the Iron Mask Pinhead, Joey Jordison and Paul Grey were always whatever ...

Last night we got a press release with the subject line “New KURAI Single Inspired by the Loss of Late Slipknot Bassist Paul Gray,” and I thought, “Kurai, Kurai… why do I know that name?”, and then I ...