He’d moved wherever he wanted to and was extending his legs, groping for new territory. I gently splashed him, hoping that ...

Every time the spouse leaves town, something weird inevitably happens. A few years ago, after the spouse got on a plane, I awoke to sounds of bird squawks aimed at … a snake in the yard? I debated ...

Some of the funniest thoughts come out of nowhere, often when you’re least expecting them—like in the shower. There’s ...