As I reach the counter, I can practically hear my heart thudding in my chest, and I'm painfully aware of every sensation around me — the soft hum of the air conditioning, the subtle scent of expensive ...

After a fortnight in rehab following spinal surgery, the reality of Julie Burchill's predicament is starting to hit home ...

You need to love your job and love your bed because that's where you spend most of your hours. Anyway, I don't work anymore ...