After reading this piece, you might have learned what funny roses are red, violets are blue jokes, poems, and memes are. You can now compose a couple to entertain your friends, family, and strangers.

Of course you have! Well, poetry nerds have gone and given "This Is Just To Say" the remix treatment, yielding a veritable harvest of memes all about those delicious, sweet, and cold plums.

St Patrick's Day, on which Ireland ’s patron saint is celebrated around the world, is always held on March 17, which has ...