An Eric Cantona lookalike is wanted by the police after £700 of booze was stolen from a Morrison's supermarket. Detectives have released a CCTV image of a dark-haired bearded man in a red Nike ...

I used to play central midfield and taunted opponents with my short-cropped Pusat Serenti haircut, No. 7 faculty jersey and an upturned Eric Cantona collar with an attitude to boot.