Enter Balenciaga, the luxury brand best known for making Crocs with high heels and bags that look suspiciously like IKEA ...

A chain link fence complete with padlocks as a top? Sure. Bejewelled heeled Crocs to hike an Ancient Greek ruin? No problem. A silver sword-esque nipple-pasty corset that's wider than any doorframe?

A chain link fence complete with padlocks as a top? Sure. Bejewelled heeled Crocs to hike an Ancient Greek ruin? No problem. A silver sword-esque nipple-pasty corset that's wider than any doorframe?

A chain link fence complete with padlocks as a top? Sure. Bejewelled heeled Crocs to hike an Ancient Greek ruin? No problem. A silver sword-esque nipple-pasty corset that's wider than any doorframe?

A chain link fence complete with padlocks as a top? Sure. Bejewelled heeled Crocs to hike an Ancient Greek ruin? No problem. A silver sword-esque nipple-pasty corset that's wider than any doorframe?

If we have learnt anything from Crocs and Teva sandals, it’s that not all footwear is going to be attractive. No matter how popular they are. For complete transparency, I own a pair of Crocs and wear ...

Balenciaga, shared their latest range of footwear for fall 2025 - a shoe that makes you look like you're walking around barefoot. The "Zero" shoe as it has been named, boasts a small heel and toe ...

However, Balenciaga takes things to a whole new level ... As the name suggests, the Shoe Clutch Knife is shaped like a high-heeled shoe, with a zip where a foot would normally go.

Think of Balenciaga’s already-dirtied sneakers ... citing André Perugia and Salvatore Ferragamo’s introduction of wedged heels, platform soles, and shoes with upturned toes into the lexicon ...