STURGIS, South Dakota — This was supposed ... just as soon as the homemade bikini contestants vacate the stage. That country twang sounds poor. No country kid wants to be associated with poverty.

How many Broadway shows has Brett Sturgis been in? Brett Sturgis has appeared on Broadway in 2 shows. How many West End shows has Brett Sturgis been in? Brett Sturgis has not appeared in the West End.

STURGIS, S.D. -- I was in the Broken Spoke Saloon ... A&W and Subway shops, plus a concert stage (Blues Traveler played Thursday night). And that's just one of several surrounding campgrounds ...