While I’ve never seen myrrh or frankincense listed on any letter to Santa I intercepted before forwarding ... I think the Three Kings got it right: Bring a gift, pay your respects, then get ...

My old red ribbed tights ... Mom and Dad had fashioned a super-stocking on a stand: It was almost as tall as her, bulging with treats and topped by a Santa face made out of a Frisbee.

Back in the day, sending a letter to Santa involved rushing down to the post office the week you got off Christmas with ... found a letter to Santa stuffed up a chimney whilst he was carrying ...