And that dieticians now say we oughta eat those bitter, disgusting white stringy things (technically “banana phloem,” ...

Good riddance to the penny, I say. They’re a hassle. Seems like I never carry enough, or else I have too many. Even though some stores keep a penny dish on the counter to help customers make change, ...

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