Soggy bottom? Drink. Prolonged oven stare? Drink. Cake rushed to freezer panic, tears of joy and/or pain, allusion to Mary having a booze? Drink, drink, drink. (Responsibly, of course. Nobody ...
When John Fogerty first started writing the lyrics to “Proud Mary,” a riverboat didn’t factor into it. “She gets off the bus every morning and goes to work and holds their lives together ...