I have two kids named pebbles and bam-bam who can deal it. I am going to shut you up permanently. Once they go off you are done, you are dead. You know you are. I do my (expletive) job.

While they are both pretty lively, Bam-Bam seems to be a bit more out-going than Pebbles. I know what you’re thinking, “Why haven’t these guys been adopted already if they are so great?” ...

One named Bam Bam and the other named Pebbles ... I know if I relax and play my game, I’ll be in there.” How do you know when a callup is real? Barger didn’t make the Jays opening ...