Blart can practically make his two-wheeler sit up and beg for dog biscuits. Watch the trailer for Paul Blart: Mall Cop. Yet despite the fact that his mechanical steed comes fully equipped with a ...

Paul Blart is a mild-mannered man who works as a security guard in a New Jersey mall. For years, he has applied to become a cop, but he always fails the physical exam because he has hypoglycemia ...