ORANGEBURG, S.C. (WIS) - National radio and TV host, best-selling author, and S.C. native Charlagmane Tha God is joining Krystal Restaurants to open several locations in the Palmetto State.

That is the copious amount of alcohol that would be required for me to stumble into a tattoo parlor and get a Krystal burger ... appearing in a 1975 commercial sporting an afro and gleefully ...