In the comic-strip world of Li’l Abner the unthinkable is always happening. But few readers ever expected the most unthinkable event of all: the (“gulp”) marriage of Li’l Abner to Daisy Mae.

As Sadie Hawkins Day approaches, Daisy Mae hopes to win the hand of Li'l Abner by catching him in the traditional race. A senator comes to visit to tell the residents of Dogpatch that their town ...