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"I mean, you stood there like a little wet noodle, like a little fanboy. I was asking myself, 'When are going to ask him for an autograph or a selfie or something like that.'" Schwarzenegger's ...

"I mean you stood there like a little wet noodle, like a little fanboy. "I was asking myself, when are you going to ask him for an autograph, or a selfie, or something like that. "You literally ...

“You stood there like a little wet noodle, like a little fan boy,” Schwarzenegger said in the Twitter video. “I was asking myself when you are going to ask him for an autograph or a selfie o ...

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I mean, you stood there like a little wet noodle, like a little fanboy,” Schwarzenegger scolded in the video. During the news brief, which came after the leaders met privately for over two hours ...