Lucky for you, all you've gotta do is get the card and/or post ready to go, because I've got the "perfect birthday message" part handled. Whether you want to one-up his dad jokes or write something ...

RHOBH dad Joe Giudice gets heartfelt birthday wishes from his and Teresa Giudice's daughters. See the messages here.

If you're reading this, chances are it's time to wish your dad a happy birthday. It probably also means you're struggling to find the perfect words to say to a very special guy. No pressure ...