Here are my top 15 quotes ... in golf you just want to kill yourself." - Anonymous 14. "A ball will always come to rest halfway down a hill, unless there is sand or water at the bottom." ...

"Golf: A passion, an obsession, a romance, a nice acquaintanceship with trees, sand, and water." Bob Ryan "If you're caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning ...

Will these quotes change your life? Maybe not. But they’re funny, and they’re not particularly ... When he returned at the Houston Open, golf fans weren’t sure what to expect.

Isn't it funny ... with water on the other side of the green. The shot that ends things in a hurry is the head-high skull into the drink. You'd be better off leaving the ball in the sand ...

MADDOCK/LEEDS, N.D. — The state title trophy still looks in pretty good shape even though it was 50 years ago this month that Leeds High School won the North Dakota sand greens state golf ...