Here are my top 15 quotes ... golf. 15. "The difference between golf and tennis is that in tennis you want to kill the other player; in golf you just want to kill yourself." - Anonymous 14 ...

The true funniest golf quotes of all time ... try picking up the wrong golf ball." "We learn so many things from golf—how to suffer, for instance." Lansky's quote is funny because, well, as ...

Will these quotes change your life? Maybe not. But they’re funny, and they’re not particularly ... When he returned at the Houston Open, golf fans weren’t sure what to expect.

The first is on all the funny descriptions area golfers have for ... run!" On yelling to a ball to check quickly on the green: "Grow teeth." Ball heading out of bounds: "Come back little Sheebah." ...

The fault lies with a surprising demographic: the companies that have made billions of dollars designing products that make golf easier. It’s a funny sport, golf. Most MLB fans don’t play ...

We’ve all had rough mornings, but at least they don’t involve dropping a garbage can full of golf balls and needing to ... your struggle is very, very funny. @golfoncbs 🥲 #golf #fyp ...

If you work at it, it’s golf. – Bob Hope 14. While playing golf today, I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake in a sand trap. – Henny Youngman 15. If you think it’s hard to meet new ...

No-one will ever have golf ... ball as though he were perfectly at home in its presence. How did I make a twelve on a par five hole? It’s simple. I missed a four-foot putt for an eleven. It’s ...