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9. "Being a mom has made me so tired. And so happy." — Tina Fey 10. "A mother is a person who seeing there are only four pieces of pie for five people, promptly announces she never did care for pie ...

Post these funny quotes on Instagram or text them to friends and family in honor of the day. Either way ... in this world is done by people with good intentions.” — T.S. Eliot “The fool ...

While all dads can appreciate a good ol’ heartfelt Father’s Day quote, let’s tickle his funny bone this year with something different. These hilarious dad quotes will have your dad laughing ...