But Eight Days A Week, a 1997 sex comedy that's been rotting ... is so unrepentantly dorky that it views its object of desire (Keri Russell of TV's Felicity) from a literal stalker's gaze.

Every path has a price.

Peter loves his next door neighbour Erica and, on the advice of his grandfather, decides to camp out on her front lawn for the entire summer, or until she agrees to go out with him. His father is ...