The Sorting Hat's song is both comical and slightly ... Let's pause for a second to revisit Draco Malfoy. We've met him a couple of times by now, first as the sneering snob in Madam Malkin's ...

And yet, if the Sorting and the house system truly function ... his repeated thoughts of "not Slytherin" place him in Gryffindor. 12 Draco Malfoy expects to be placed in Slytherin, and indeed ...