In addition to these bar jokes, these drinking quotes will make you spit your drink out. Reader's Digest. A man runs into a bar. Panting, he tells the barkeep, “Give me ten shots of your best ...

Amory: The bar joke — or proverb — is Number 5.77 in a collection of hundreds of other proverbs about dogs, donkeys, husbands. Some read like sayings. Others like weird short stories.

Amory: The bar joke — or proverb — is Number 5.77 in a collection of hundreds of other proverbs about dogs, donkeys, husbands. Some read like sayings. Others like weird short stories.

Check out these 15 witty bar jokes anyone can remember. A Horse Under the Weather. Q. Where do horses go when they’re sick? A. The horsepital. Runaway Horse.

This is already sounding like one of those “Two guys walk into a bar” jokes. In this case, there was a time when the two aforementioned gentlemen would have fit the joke perfectly. In their younger ...

The First Recorded Bar Joke. Archaeologists discovered the world’s first recorded bar joke in the 1800s on a roughly 4000-year-old ancient Sumerian clay tablet.

Some jokes are like a fine wine and age well with time; others get rather lost in translation as the centuries pass. One joke, etched in the ancient cuneiform writing of the Sumerian people, stands as ...