The show had Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth (Andrew Dismukes), Vice President JD Vance (Bowen Yang) and Secretary of State Marco Rubio (Marcello Hernandez) entering a teen girl group text chat.

One of the students, David, played by Andrew Dismukes, called his acting “a little distracting. ” Hernández’s character recalled his resumé to show he was qualified, name-dropping TV shows ...

The skit starts out with the teens making banal conversation about hot classmates. Andrew Dismukes, playing Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth, then shows up in the chat to randomly inform them about ...